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VIXI LIST!

1: Okay, so we have the props from the movie (NOT REPLICAS) at the ToyRUs in Time Square, thanks to Hot Topic. So we got the dirtbikes used by Bella and Jacob and the Volturi chairs(yesh, I do know what I'm talking about, I have read the books... I actually have REASONS not to like it other than "OMG THAT WHAT ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE DOING.. I just forget the details.)
So the bikes have, well, dirt on them, autheticity or something... whatever. I had a fan comeup to me and ask if she could take the DIRT off the bike wheel so she can use it as a keep sake. :shiver:

2. And a girl asked me if she could rub the seat because Edward sat in it. And dashed her dream by saying (truthfully) "No, he did not. Jacob did."

3. Someone told me about Edward Cullen UNDERWEAR and how she wanted a pair. Yesh, it is indeed as it sounds. Panties with EDWARD CULLEN'S face on the front.

4. .... and Edward shower curtain. Which is made in the kind of perspective that the EYES FOLLOW YOU AS YOU MOVE. Hot Edward Shower Action.

5. There were some sane people, don't get me wrong. They're just related to the crazies. Like this poor husband walked in with his wife and specifically told me "I'm in Hell, please help her."

6. Or this other husband, who walked in alone. Poor guy didn't like Twilight and was just in finding Edward stuff for his wife. He got a shirt with a big Edward face and complain that his wife wouldn't possibly where HIS face on a shirt, but would wear Edward's proudly. Then I proceeded to telk him about the Edward barbie doll (this thing is made to look like Robert Pattenson and SPARKLES. I kid you not.) I was showing him jokingly... and he bought it for his wife. O.o

7. A mother with a baby and her teen sister walked in. She was helping her sister look for Edward stuff and was looking at the mens tees and said she would buy on just to wear it to sleep (as a good seller i said "why not?") and she told me her sister would see it as blasphemy... because that would be like SLEEPING WITH EDWARD CULLEN. I though she was kidding and the the sister confirmed it with a serious as hell face.

8. Oh, I didn't even get into the promotion. You see, if you bought $50 or more in twilight mechandice, we had these tickets that allowed you to met and get the autographs of the actor and actress of Emmett and Rosalie (I kept accidetally mixing the names and saying Emily XD) I told a girl, possibly 12-13yrs, and she proceeded to STOP BREATHING, very literally. I was all "OMG breath girl!" and the mother very calmly stated to give it a minute or two. She started breathing after her face turned red... She got better?

9. But the cutest, and weirdest thing that happened was the case of the little boy. This kid had to be probably 7-8 yrs old... and was HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH ME ABOUT THE BOOK. Needless to say and first I was perturbed. how does this kiid know about Twilight and New Moon. So I thought the mother had told him. She said no... he had read the books himself. Do you realize how amazing that is?! A kid not even in 2nd grade, read this book himself which puts him WAY above his reading level. Maybe when he hits 3rd grade he can read the GOOD vampire books.

Wow, that was one of the longest list I've even made... And again I say, ALL EVENTS ARE TRUE. How's THAT for a first day of work! XD peace out